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CHAPTER LIII

MR. BAGWELL THE KEEPER

THE Duke of Tergiversation’s were capital covers, and wanted nothing but the barley to make them perfect. They were warm and dry, with plenty of nice underwood, mingled with briars and brambles and other leaf-retaining shrubs, or weeds as they would be called elsewhere. Then there were thick grassy and sedgy spots for the accommodation of the hares and restless rabbits, with rare temptation for woodcocks. Altogether they were very good, and ranged conveniently round the castle. Bagwell’s pretty lodge stood on the gently rising ground of Sunnybrow Hill, nestling among cedars and evergreens, and cut off from the kennel by a huge, well-clipped yew hedge, that would have puzzled Mr. Haggish to get over. It was a thatched, lattice-windowed, woodbine-porticoed house, with the usual museum of natural history—rats, cats, weazels, hawks, owls, magpies, &c., in various stages of decomposition—nailed in rows against the end.

Mr. Bagwell had been in a good many places, and there were few of the tricks of his trade that he was not up to. He never staid very long anywhere, having been dismissed from one place for not having any foxes, from another for having too many, and from a third for having neither foxes nor pheasants. Still he was what the country people call a “slee chap;” knew well where to sprinkle the white peas, sow sunflower or plant Jerusalem artichokes, to tice over a neighbour’s pheasants; and being a big, burly, bullying sort of fellow, he kept the country quiet, and prevented stories getting to the Duke’s ears that might otherwise have reached them.

Bagwell used often to turn out on his white pony to criticise his aversion, Mr. Haggish’s proceedings with the hounds, always declaring confidentially to his comrades, that that “Haggish John,” as he called him, was the greatest humbug he had ever set eyes on. It was now, however, Mr. Haggish’s turn, and Bagwell felt that he would be sure to retaliate. He would have given his ears for it to have been a wet day. No such luck, however, for Bag; on the contrary, it was a lovely one —a sort of summer day, that somehow or other had got slipped into winter, just as a sovereign sometimes gets slipped into one’s silver. The sky was blue, the air was clear and calm; the sun shone brightly, burnishing up the ruddy beech and the browning oaks, while the evergreens, the yews, the pines, the cedars, stretched themselves out comfortably against their late oppressive rivals, the now leafless elms and ash. This is the time that a man feels the value of his evergreens, and almost wishes his trees were all such, just as in spring, when the larch puts forth its early light-green leaves, he wishes his trees were all larch; and when the sycamore or something else succeeds, he wishes they were all sycamores, or whatever the others happen to be, and inwardly resolves to plant a great profusion of his favourites in the autumn.

The days of early winter are generally either very fine and bright, or very dull and hazy, scarcely any day at all, indeed—days that in towns the sun has to be supplemented by the gas, and the country looks like an immense vapour bath.

Having started betimes and cracked the country round, and placed sentinels at all the likely points to scare back invaders, Mr. Bagwell at length returned to his residence to array his stalwart figure in the green and gold livery of office, and proceed to the rendezvous at Ranger the Under-keeper’s Lodge at Merevale Gate. Having accomplished the toilette, and crowned himself with the lace-bedizened hat, he invested himself with the insignia of office in the shape of a little knotty dog-whip, and, unkennelling a couple of spaniels, set off on his mission, inwardly hoping that things might turn out as well as he could wish. He didn’t want to change his place if he could help it. As he crossed the spacious park, the straggling infantry of beaters—youths in smocks, youths in fustian, youths in tweeds—were seen converging on the same quarter; while the clatter-patter, clatter-patter, of the distant blockers was borne down wind upon the light western breeze.

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Plain or Ringlets
by
RS Surtees

Roseberry Rocks

Our Heroine

Mrs. Thomas Trattles

The Lad we left Behind

Witchwood Priory

Our Pic-nic Day

The Gipsy's Prophecy

Admiration Jack

The Pic-nic

The Dance

Mrs. Bolsterworth's Spoon

Mr. Bunting in Bed

Mrs. McDermott

Roseberry Rocks Regatta

Pic-nic No. 2

The Haunch of Venison

The Anonymous Letter

Johnny O'Dicey

The Turf

Choosing Stewards

Mr. Jasper Goldspink

Roseberry Rocks Race-course

Jack and Jasper

They Love and Drive Away

The Races

The Ordinary

A Batch of Good Fellows

Mr. O'Dicey's Dinner

A Quiet Innocent Evening

The Suitors

The Tender Prop parried

The Departure

The Roseberry Rocks Station

London in Autumn

Miss Rosa at Mayfield

Sivin and Four's Elivin

Mr. Cucumber

The Duke of Tergiversation

The Interview

Mr. Docket

November

Mr. Jock Haggish and the Hounds

The First Monday in November

Tally ho !

Miss Rosa's Return

Sivin and Four again

Mr. Tom Tailings

Mr. Cracknel Cauldfield

Mr. O'Dicey again

Prince Pirouetteza

Old and New Squires

Shooting and Slaughtering

Mr. Bagwell the Keeper

The Rendezvous

The Presentations

The Battue

The Provincials

Captain Cavendish Chichester's Horses

An Equitable Arrangement

John Crop

The Golconda Station of the Great Gammon and Spinach Railway

Burton St. Leger

The Lord Cornwallis Inn

Mr. Bunting arrives at Burton St. Leger

Mr. Jovey Jessop and his Jug

A Shocking Bad Saddle

A Shocking Bad Hat

A Shocking Bad Horse

The Surprise

The Exquisite

Privett Grove

Hassocks Heath Hill

The Union Hunt

Brushwood Bank

The Jug and his Luncheon, or Mr. and Mrs. Bowderoukins's Dinner Party

Appleton Hall

Appleton Hall Hospitality

The Bachelor Breakfast and Billy Rough'un

Mr. Jonathan Jobling's Harriers

Privett Grove again

The New Bonnet

The Ride Home

Branforth Bridge

A Day for the Juveniles

Mr. Archey Ellenger's Dinner

The Tender Prop repeated

Mamma instead of Miss

The Grand Inquisition

The Duke of Tergiversation's Visiting List

Cards for a Ball

The Ducal Difficulties

The General Difficulties

The Duchess of Tergiversation's Ball

Mr. Ballivant again

Mr. Ballivant on Racing

Who-hoop !